My Big Brother turns 16

We celebrated my brother's 16th birthday. (What's a birthday?) We had a big party. At first I was having fun watching all the people but then when the cake came out and all they offered me was a bottle, it was downhill from there. I threw a fit so hopefully mommy and daddy won't make that mistake again. My big brother seemed to have a good time and seemed really happy about receiving a lot of green paper. Mommy says some day I'll understand.